How a real molotov looks like compared to the one in CS:GO.
Ash and Ali's choices for team mates to help in a bar fight were *chefs kiss
- Sydney "she's pulling hair" "she's dirty" Leroux
- Christen Press to be logical and help them figure out their options once arrested cause they "need her wisdom"
- Sonnett cause they just think she'll throw down and do whatever they need
(They also considered: Kelley and Alex)
I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship that has ever had airtime on any channel in any country
Bless this site 🙏🌈
I have not played the new Animal Crossing yet, but based on the posts that have crossed my dash, the principal activities of play seem to involve:
- Planting trees
- Picking flowers
- Trying on pretty dresses
- Hanging out with colourful animal friends
- Travelling by night to a secret island to fight giant scorpions for money
those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go
lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like












